essentric:

nothing is more attractive than guys who are nice to little kids and parents

lydiabutz:

This guy in my art class forgot his paint brush so he just cut off a chunk of his hair and taped it to a pencil.

I feel like he has more commitment to fine art than I do.

lilythegr9:

“mommy, can I-“

“not unless u get 100000 notes on a post, honey”

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

leonmcgann:

this one time in primary school we were doing a play and the teacher asked who wanted to be a flower and i put my hand up as a joke but then i actually got the role ‘flower’, i feel like this is what happened when robert pattinson got his role in twilight

welcometohiddlehell:

crumpetmarypoppinstea:

twiliprincess:

is it bad that i’ve

watched hair tutorials for girls as future reference

for when i have daughters

because i want to be the kind of dad that knows how to do his daughter’s hair

this is the cutest thing I have ever read omg

somehideitbetter:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

velma-dear:

iconicmonsters:

I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.

satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse

when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*

I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now

manymintkittens:

landofjules:

IT’S A PONY OMFG

I know this isn’t my horse blog but OMFG o.o

galehawthorne:

galehawthorne:

i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

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